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AI SEO Roast

Our AI will brutally, honestly tear apart your website's SEO — then show you exactly how to fix it.

No sugarcoating. No fluff. Just radically transparent SEO analysis that actually improves rankings.

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How It Works

1

Submit Your URL

Enter your website. Our AI operator analyzes your entire site — pages, code, structure, and more.

2

AI Runs 30+ Checks

We audit meta tags, mobile usability, Core Web Vitals, structured data, links, images, and more.

3

Get Your Roast

Receive a detailed report with prioritized fixes. Optionally, we handle the implementation.

Choose Your Roast

Full SEO Roast

Comprehensive analysis and fix guide.

$49

One-time purchase

30+ technical SEO checks
Prioritized fix list by impact
Competitor comparison snapshot
Structured data analysis
Mobile & Core Web Vitals review
Delivered within 24 hours
Best Value

SEO Roast + Fix

We do the work. You get the results.

$199

One-time purchase

Everything in the Full Roast
We implement every fix
Meta tags, structured data, alt text
Internal linking optimization
Follow-up verification scan
Delivered within 48 hours

Questions? We've Got Answers.

How long does the scan take?

Our free scanner returns results in 30-60 seconds. The full SEO Roast report is delivered within 24 hours.

What SEO areas do you check?

We analyze 30+ areas including meta tags, heading structure, mobile usability, Core Web Vitals, structured data, internal linking, image optimization, and more.

Can I get just the report, or do I need to buy fixes?

Both! Our Full SEO Roast ($49) gives you a comprehensive report with a prioritized fix list. Our SEO Roast + Fix ($199) includes implementation.

How is this different from other SEO tools?

We use AI to go deeper than surface-level checks. Our analysis prioritizes fixes by real business impact, not just technical scores.

What if my site has custom technology?

We work with any website tech stack. Our AI operator can handle custom implementations, headless setups, and unusual architectures.

Ready to roast your SEO?

Get instant insights with our free scanner, then go deeper with a full audit. No contracts. No subscriptions. Just transparent, results-driven SEO.